I accidentally told my mom it was Christmas 1st instead of December 1st.
Accurate either way
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’
‘fuck if i know’
'who cares we're mad cute'
what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that
“Who was your first kiss?”
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